My Blog (The Creed of an Online Blogger)

This is my blog.
There are millions like it, but this one is mine.
My blog is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My blog without me is useless. Without my blog, I am useless.
I must keep my blog real.
I must blog better than my enemy who is trying to out-blog me.
I must blog him before he blogs me. I will...
My blog and I know that what counts online is not the blogs we write, the noise of our rants, nor the trouble we make.
We know it is the hurts that count. We will hurt...
My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its intended targets.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of stupidity and ineptitude.
I will keep my blog real and pull no punches, even as I am real and pull no punches.
We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed!!!

My blog and I are the defenders of my domain and IP address.
We are the masters of our enemy, the evil empire Microsoft and its emperor, Bill Gates.
We are the saviors of my life.

So be it until there is no enemy but Mac.